The kind of stupidity people display never fail to amaze me, in a bad way, nonetheless.
Here's a fine example that happened just today.
Lost man: *Presses doorbell*
Homemaster: *Opens door*
Lost man: Sorly, wrong number
About 10 minutes later
Lost man: *Presses doorbell* (Same unit)
Homemaster: *Opens door*
Lost man: *Lost look* Orh, sorry.. Looking for someone.. Donno which door.. 7th floor..
Homemaster: What you want? (Actually referring to WHICH address he wanted to go) Where? What number?
Lost man: *Just stands there & mumbles*
Homemaster: Where? What you want? What number you want?
Lost man: *Walks away*
FARKIN' STEWPID, if u ask me! (Who's stupid? Don't ask me sucha daft qn. or i'd smack u right away!)
1st of all, the man should have written down the address down somewhere so he can refer to it if he had a bad memory.
If he came on a secret visit- y'know, like in tv shows/ films where the man/ woman wants to visit his/ her family after years of not seeing them & he/ she can't exactly rem. e place but can't or is unable to contact em?- ok, c'mon, not everybody's gonna open e door & help knock out one of his "choices".
2nd, since he has gone KNOCKING on ppl's doors w/ no ANSWER, maybe he should consider going downstairs to look for a PHONE booth? Cos' obviously, he hasn't got a cell.
3rd, he has already rang the doorbell of that particular unit & someone opened the door, so why did he RING IT AGAIN?
4th, unable to answer the homemaster's question, (which is a DARN obvious reason why!) why did he still linger there?
Now, the homemaster. THE poor fella (lost man) obviously doesn't know WHAT's e unit no. that's why he's goin' aroun' pressing ppl's doorbells & yet! The former poses a really stupido qn. "What number you want?"
Oh. Save 'em stupid ppl, Lord.
I'm not trying to be mean here, nor am i by nature, MEAN. But really, THIS IS STUPID!
WADA bout stupid questions/ comments like "You cut your hair!" & "What did you do to your hair?!". "No, the hairdresser cut it for me". "I ate it up one night cos' i got too hungry" are good answers to qns. like that.
When some1 just had a bad fall with bruises and cuts or just cried- not cos' of a funny movie- & another asks "Are you ok?". "OH, hoho. I'm FINE! Never felt better!"- unless the person's a sadist/ masochist.
Thanks for bearing with me yet another lengthy episode.
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