June 15, 2005

The Hubby Search

Screening for potential lifelong partners begins in September.

Crucial criteria:
o Aged 19-28
o At least 1.7m in height
o Preferably above 68kg
o Christian (preferably Catholic)
(Candidates who do not meet the above criteria would be considered on a case by case basis)

Potential life mate must NOT
• Smoke
• Lie
• Be a murderer/ litterbug/ rude & crude fark (for emphasis)
• Be an abusive (physically/ verbally) person
(To be furthered…)

*In the case of any of these criteria not being met, candidate will be immediately screened out.

Brownie points:

• Good natured
• Kind
• Generous
• Loving
• Integrity
• Brave
• The type to take initiative
• Caring
• Active (willing to walk long distances)
• Sociable
• Witty
• Reasonable

I am looking for a down to earth person who has a stable income, loves children and would want to have a few with me. My other half has to be a good emotional and physical support.
I do NOT want a wild child. I already am one, so I need a stabiliser, someone who could bring me to my senses when I’ve lost it. I can get quite mad at times, in both senses of the word, so I need someone who has a good temper to balance things.
In all seriousness, this is not a game and I am not drunk while typing this.

Goal: Be married by 32 and have first child by 35.

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