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Unwanted pubic hair
How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair?
Spit.

Bwa-hahahahaha!!!
I dun get the nex one though.

Can I smell your vagina?
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your vagina.?"

"Fuck off, no your can't smell my vagina!!!

"Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".

Screw it to death
Little Johnny wallced into his Dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of the bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation of doing his wife. Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously, "Whattaya doing Dad?"

His Father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed. I was gonna kill it."

Little Johnny replied, "What ya gonna do, screw it to death?"

That was bad, really bad. Hoho! Naughty jokes man all dese..
Two timer
A fanner owned 2 cows but no bull. So he borrowed his neighbor's for the purpose of servicing his cows. He told his young son, "As soon as the bull is finished, come up to the house and tell me. I have to go up there now because your aunt is visiting us today." So die farmer returned to the house. His wife and his wife's prim sister were having coffee in the kitchen, when his boy suddenly dashed into the room. "Hey, pop, the bull just fucked the brown cow!"

Greatly embarrassed, the farmer took his son outside. "That is no way to talk in front of your aunt. You should have said 'the bull surprised the brown cow'. I would have known what you meant. Now yon go back out to the pasture and come and tell me when the bull is finished." About 5 minutes later the boy again dashed into the room. "Hey, pop," he started to say. Fearing another faux pas, his father interrupted him. "I know" he said, "the bull has surprised the white cow." "He sure has," said the boy excitedly, "He fucked the brown cow again."

Hehehe...! 2 more jokes comin up. The next one's really cheeky. Innocent type. For dirty-minded ppl, o well.

I like the way you think
A teacher was helping her student with a math problem. She recited the following story : "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?" The boy pauses. "None," he replied thoughtfully. The teacher sighs. "Tell me how yon came up with that." "It's simple," says the boy, "after the gunman shot the bird, he scared the other two away." "Well," she says, "it's not technically correct, but I like the way yon think."

"Okay," chimes the boy, "now let me ask yon a question. There are three women sitting on a bench eating popsicles. One woman is licking the popsicle, one woman is biting the popsicle, and one is sucking the popsicle. Which one is married?" he asked innocently. The teacher looked at the boy's angelic face and writhed in agony, turning three shades of red. "C'mon," the boy said impatiently, "one is licking the popsicle, one is biting, and one is sucking. Which one is married?" "Well," she gulped and in a barely audible whisper replied," the one who's sucking?" "No," he says with surprise, "the one with the wedding ring on. But I like the way you think."

Hustalavista babeh. I'd be back.