Do I want to be Chained down already?

I WANT TO GET MARRIED!
And it's not so because i can have sex morally.
I don't really care for the whole girlfriend/boyfriend process.
Males in general behave differently after 'getting' the female anyway.
So dating period almost equals up to the honeymoon period.
Except, ahh, with honeymoon, it's AFTER marriage. I can do a WHOLE lotta other things, no holds barred.
Ha ha ha.

Yesterday was quite an interesting one.
Then again, that's how my life goes these days. Hurhur.
ANYWAY, yesterday was heavy sex talk day. Fucking interesting.
Pardon the language. HA. Fuck is afterall, the focal point here isn't it?
With lesbians and an experienced man. They shared. And shared. Hmm.
Makes for good learning. They don't teach this around here in schools. *snigger*

Beauty tips lifted from this month's Cleo:

To lighten the colour of a zit, squeeze eye drops meant to reduce redness onto a cotton swab and place it on pimple for 10-15 seconds. Voila! Colourless!
(I haven't tried.)

Rinse bloodshot eyes with mild salt solution of a glass of water with two teaspoons of salt.
(No more BULL'S EYE. Haheeha!)

Quotable Quotes
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
-Franklin P. Jones

Despite 30 years of research into the feminine soul, I've not been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want?
-Freud

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
-Winston Churchill

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there.
-Maureen Reagan

All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
-Pablo Picasso

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.
-Alex Haley

A wise man knows the difference between loneliness and solitude.
-Unknown

My favourite one of all...
Assumption is the mother of all cock-ups.
-Mr. San (My Public Relations lecturer)